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Merry Xmas From LEAK To your left you will see a house that is around the corner from myI love Xmas as much as the next Grinch, but damn, that's a lot of light. I couldn't settle on a single caption so heres a list.
1. Having just recently retired the Hendersons are now desperately trying to get into heaven. 2. Can you find Karen Silkwwod in this picture? 3. Hey moron your turn signal is on! 4. The worlds smallest Indian bingo Parlor. 5. Sorry kids we'll just have to light a candle this year. Some A-Hole bought up every single twinkle light Wal-Mart had. 6. Don't forget to turn off the porch light before you go to bed. 7. Mommy, I can see light through my eyelids. 8. Teacher says "every time a bell rings an...Sweet Jesus on a stick that's a lot of lights!" 9. This here is the place sheriff. Them little greens guys done pick me up in they're rocket type ship and done put they're stetheoscoper in my backside. 10. Every year Dick Clark hurtles a helpless giant light filled ball towards the ground below. No one ever knew what happened to those unsuspecting light fixtures until now. 11. Yeah, yeah so you you have a few lights. But do you have a giant inflatable Snoopy in a Santa Hat! 12. Somewhere a distant star is looking down at earth and thinking "Show off!" 13. You Lad! Do you know the shop down the street with the turkey in the window? ...Yes Sir, The one as big as me Sir...Yes boy, remarkable boy. Yes I want you to go to the Lamps Plus right next door to it and buy every friggin light they have. 13. Fire!!! 14. Oh those Whos they had twinklers and winklers and lights on the sprinklers. How I hate those Whos. 15. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Unless of course you bring Vegas home and put it all over you lawn. 16. Hey I can see our house from here 17. Close that damn refrigerator! Electricity doesn't grow on trees!
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